Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs

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1.20 Fortysomething
You could buy lingerie, a bag of popcorn and transmission fluid, all under the same roof
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Huw Lemmey
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February 2021
1.19 Give Him the Chair!
If I had stuck Dad's feet into a bucket of cement and thrown him into Puget Sound, you would have been the tiny little splash that followed him!
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Huw Lemmey
January 2021
1.18 And the Whimper Is...
Back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me “Most Likely To Be”
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Huw Lemmey
1.17 A Mid-Winter Night's Dream
All I suggested was some sexual roleplay, you’re the one who came up with Pirates of the Caribbean!
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Huw Lemmey
December 2020
1.16 The Show Where Lilith Comes Back
Whatever happened to the sanctity of divorce?
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Huw Lemmey
September 2020
1.15 Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover
Don’t you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy!
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Huw Lemmey
1.14 Can't Buy Me Love
I've passed kidney stones with more accuracy!
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Huw Lemmey
August 2020
1.13 Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast?
There’s a place for cumin! Most people overlook that
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Huw Lemmey
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1.12 Miracle on Third or Fourth Street
I think we’ve got Santa Claus himself on the line
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Huw Lemmey
1.11 Death Becomes Him
sitting there all naked and helpless and goosebumpy
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Huw Lemmey
1.10 Oops!
“As God is my judge, I swear Mrs Presley Bismuth was scent-marking the divan”
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Huw Lemmey
1.9 Selling Out
It's a little like sitting in hot champagne
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Huw Lemmey
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