You could buy lingerie, a bag of popcorn and transmission fluid, all under the same roof
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If I had stuck Dad's feet into a bucket of cement and thrown him into Puget Sound, you would have been the tiny little splash that followed him!
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Back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me “Most Likely To Be”
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All I suggested was some sexual roleplay, you’re the one who came up with Pirates of the Caribbean!
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Whatever happened to the sanctity of divorce?
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Don’t you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy!
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I've passed kidney stones with more accuracy!
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There’s a place for cumin! Most people overlook that
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Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs