Archive - Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs

1.23 Frasier Crane's Day Off

Good? The little rat is scintillating!

Feb 14 •

1.22 Author, Author

The miracle of the sibling relationship, spelled out in an unselfish act of head-shaving

Feb 5 •

June 2023

1.21 Travels with Martin

Frasier, you're my brother. That entitles you to my bone marrow and one of my kidneys, but THIS is an imposition!

Jun 9, 2023 •

November 2021

1.20 Fortysomething

You could buy lingerie, a bag of popcorn and transmission fluid, all under the same roof

Nov 9, 2021 •

February 2021

1.19 Give Him the Chair!

If I had stuck Dad's feet into a bucket of cement and thrown him into Puget Sound, you would have been the tiny little splash that followed him!

Feb 3, 2021 •

January 2021

1.18 And the Whimper Is...

Back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me “Most Likely To Be”

Jan 31, 2021 •

1.17 A Mid-Winter Night's Dream

All I suggested was some sexual roleplay, you’re the one who came up with Pirates of the Caribbean!

Jan 24, 2021 •

December 2020

1.16 The Show Where Lilith Comes Back

Whatever happened to the sanctity of divorce?

Dec 21, 2020 •

September 2020

1.15 Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover

Don’t you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy!

Sep 8, 2020 •

1.14 Can't Buy Me Love

I've passed kidney stones with more accuracy!

Sep 4, 2020 •

August 2020

1.13 Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast?

There’s a place for cumin! Most people overlook that

Aug 18, 2020 •

1.12 Miracle on Third or Fourth Street

I think we’ve got Santa Claus himself on the line

Aug 11, 2020 •

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