You could buy lingerie, a bag of popcorn and transmission fluid, all under the same roof
If I had stuck Dad's feet into a bucket of cement and thrown him into Puget Sound, you would have been the tiny little splash that followed him!
Back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me “Most Likely To Be”
All I suggested was some sexual roleplay, you’re the one who came up with Pirates of the Caribbean!
Whatever happened to the sanctity of divorce?
Don’t you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy!
I've passed kidney stones with more accuracy!
There’s a place for cumin! Most people overlook that
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Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs